Me???????????? Holy crap, I guess I am.
Yes. seriously, me. Your father. I have been invited to join the ranks of the Hot Dads and spread my hotness throughout the world word by word.
Well, try not to be too shocked!!!
Why are you laughing at me now? That's not very nice. I too am perfectly qualified.
What do you mean lack of abs? I will have you know there are abs underneath this flab.
I promise. The fat just helps keep me warm during the cold winter months.
UGH!!! This Hot Dad gets no respect.
Is it too early to ground you?
